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Here you go, the full list of beers available for the festival, it’s gonna be a blinder;

Thornbridge - Jaipur

Tiny Rebel - Urban IPA

Ha’Penny - Gog Ma’Gog

Binghams - Chilli Doodle Stout

Binghams - Space Hoppy IPA

Windsor & Eton - Kohinoor

Arbor - One Trick Pony

Blackwater - Monkey Business

Salopian - Divine Comedy

Kelham Island - There’s a ghost in my house

Ilkley - Mary Hoppins

Windsor & Eton - Windsor Knot

By The Horns - Diamond Geezer

Redemption - Hopspur

Redemption - Trinity

East London Brewery – Foundation

Great Newsome Brewery – Prickly Back Otchan

Dawkins - Azeri Dream

Dawkins - We can Only Hope

Dawkins – Miners Morris

Dawkins – Dana Gold

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Four months without an update. Shameful. Disgraceful.

I can only come up with half-arsed excuses, such as constantly injuring myself whilst playing failing at 5-a-side, my new shiny new phone distracting me, or just thinking about Maya Jane Coles (see is a bit of alright!) so apologies.

In-between the relaxing time of January and an absolute cavalcade of boozy, hazy nights around March and April, The Portcullis has been ticking over quite nicely. Tasty beers have been flowing very steadily, including some awesome beers from the likes of Dawkins, Moor, Windsor & Eton, BBF and more. On the bottled beers front, our range has expanded somewhat. With no fewer than 20 different beers from USA, Iceland, Norway, Belgium and Germany, it really is quite something.

I am glad to announce we are entering festival season at The Portcullis, kick starting with the Eurovision Beer Contest.

Over 25 ales and ciders will be present for the festival, with a big ol’ tacky Eurovision theme. This is just an excuse for me to dress up and attempt my best Terry Wogan impression, prancing around in a gold sequin suit, before falling face first in a gigantic pool of beer, but what do you care? You still get an awesome range of beers and ciders to choose from. Furthermore, with late licence, food and games throughout the weekend, plus the Eurovision screened live, you’d be a very silly billy to miss out.

In other fantastic news, food is soon to be re-launched by Natz, so expect some tasty servings and delicious updates to come very soon.

In sneaking suspicion news, I think Adelle may attack the garden with a fuck-ton of fairy lights to spruce up the place.

TAM UPDATE!

He is settled into student life in Sheffield. This really means he has lowered his standards rather somewhat, with a terrible taste in music and clothing. Miraculously, he still has a palate for beer, though I don’t know how long that will last, and whether it can stand many more shitty ‘student promo’ drinks.

Meh, that’ll do for now

Joe x

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Hey all, as you may well have guessed, there is a slight shift in our opening hours over the next week. Here’s when you can pop down for boozy fun times;

Xmas Eve - SHUT

Xmas Day - 12-3pm

Boxing Day - 4.30-11.30

27th-30th - Usual opening hours

NYE - 6pm-late (ticket only!)

NYD - SHUT

2nd January - back to normal

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Yep, the champagne delivery has arrived, which can mean only one thing… NYE is fast approaching. Here at The Portcullis, we definitely like to celebrate, and NYE is no different. Expect party tunes, good laughs, with the same cosy atmosphere you have come to expect from this little boozer. Oh, and one long-haul night as well. Trust me, I know how to party.

The event is ticket only, as we don’t really want groups of lads on tour invading the pub. Tickets are free, but either need to be booked or picked up from the pub. To reserve your tickets, either call us on 01179085536, 07517230124, drop me an email at joseph.goldsworthy@googlemail.com or simply swing by the pub to collect your tickets.

See you there!

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Enough waiting! Here is the list of beers available at the festival this weekend (those marked (u) are upstairs, and those marked (b) are backup beers, hich will be made available later on in the festival.)

Dawkins – HoHoHo

Dawkins – Chocadee

Dawkins – Almondee

Dawkins – Slapstick

Goffs – Twelfth Knight

Moor – Illusion

Moor – Ported Amoor

Plain – Lords A Leapin’

Bath Ales – Festivity (u)

Acorn – Cracker (u)

Salopian – Sleigh Bells (u)

Salopian – Firkin Freezin’ (u)

Blackwater – Santa’s Big Sack (u)

Welbeck Abbey – Red Feathers (u)

Milk Street – Bobbled (u)

BBF – Bristletoe (u)

Plain – Maids A Milkin’ (b)

Severn Vale - Severn Swans a swimmin’ (b)

Otley - Oxymoron (b)

Dark Star - Hophead (b)

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Word up y’all, just to say on Sunday we will be hosting Sunday hangover stupidity.

Obviously, as Saturday will be a large one, I will most certainly be hungover. So what better way to celebrate the fact that I can barely function by dressing up in a santa costume, giving out some shit presents from a sack I found somewhere, and having a right old laugh.

The stupidity commences from 2pm Sunday, going through into the evening. Banging tunes, crap presents for all, and hopefully the Girls Next Door will be able to supply some Bacon/sausage butties, on the proviso that you hand them a cheeky bribe. Boomting!

The in-house Pub-mystics have provided us with an artistic interpretation of how this may end up looking…

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Yes Mate! It’s time to party on down to the Portcullis once more! You know the drill. An excellent array of excellent beers in an excellent pub. Simple as. Late licence on Friday and Saturday til 1am, plus the usual antics. I’ll post up the beer list next week.

You knows it.

Do you want to fly the flag for shit beer? Do you not care how crap the design is on your t-shirt? Do you have no taste? Then feel free to take these awful t-shirts off of our hands. WE DO NOT WANT THEM. Available only in CAMRA size (XXL)

Do you want to fly the flag for shit beer? Do you not care how crap the design is on your t-shirt? Do you have no taste? Then feel free to take these awful t-shirts off of our hands. WE DO NOT WANT THEM. Available only in CAMRA size (XXL)

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Sorry if you have already been harassed about this particular matter by me over the last couple of days, but we have a new facebook group for following the Portcullis. The Old one died, check out what shit I’m chatting here—-> http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Portcullis/176194272425310

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In a rather sexy update, I am glad to announce that the Portcullis is now stocking some pretty damn fine American and Scandinavian beers!

We will now always stock Flying Dog, Brooklyn, Sierra Nevada, Anchor Steam, and the brilliant Norwegian brewery Nøgne-Ø, with a seasonal range constantly changing as well. Beers lined up for this month include specials from Great Divide, Left Hand Brewing and possibly some Russian River thrown in for good measure.

I am one happy landlord [hic]